Not long ago I asked (and speculated wildly on) what Coach K was possibly going to speak about in his role as a "Keynote Speaker" at the upcoming Sarbanes-Oxley Conference and Exposition.  Now we know. 

According to the most recent program I've received for the event, Coach K will deliver a speech entitled "Victory Through Teamwork & Leadership" in which he will "treat you to his thoughts on success, dedication and teamwork and how they apply to your personal, as well as professional life."  OK then.  So maybe you should bring the whole family along if you are attending.

Also, in a bit of puffery that could only have come from Dick Vitale, the program describes Coach K as "arguably, the most respected and successful coach in any sport, at any level...."

The most respected and successful coach in any sport at any level?  Ever?

Paging Mr. John Wooden.  Mr. Wooden, please report to the white courtesy phone.