I stumbled upon a website today--ThinkExist.com--that purports to be a Quotation Search Engine and Directory with over 300,000 quotations by over 20,000 authors.  You know-- Shakespeare, Benjamin Franklin, Mark Twain... and me?  To my extreme surprise, 9 of these quotations are from me!  (Click here for a list of my pearls of supposed wisdom).

I don't know what to say about this discovery other than, to borrow a quote from one of my fellow "quoted authors,"

“Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member!”--Groucho Marx