The SEC says the butler did it.  Insider trading, that is. 

Which raises the obvious question: What's the point of even being a butler these days if you aren't allowed to trade based on confidential faxes coming into your mansion regarding your master's acquisition of a dormant shell company that will be used as a vehicle to acquire and exploit the commercial rights to Elvis Presley's name and likeness?

I mean, once that's taken away from you, what's left?